| | Greeting cooking aficionados and gourmets abound, as I am going to educate you in one of the dark arts of supreme bachelorhood: How not to go hungry.
In the times before a man settles down with a woman to do these type of things for him, man has to gather his sustenance in a quick, painless method that gives him the most energy possible for his toilsome and productive day of chopping down trees, setting things on fire, and making love to dozens of women. Of course he cannot even begin to fathom doing these activities before he has accrued the life-giving energy of sugar and processed grains, as these supply him with the fire that burns in his heart.
I have complied a short tutorial on how to create this all powerful meal which separates the men from the boys, and done in all under 15 seconds.
The Most Righteous Bowl of Cereal
Step 1.
Gather Ingredients
One bowl
One spoon
One very sharp knife
One Box of delicious cereal
One cup of milk
One 1 cup measuring....cup
One Cutting board.
Step 2.
Open Box with very sharp knife.
Step 3.
Remove bag and open with...
If manly, your bare hands.
If quickly, your very sharp knife.
Step 4.
Remove contents of cereal box with measuring cup
Step 5.
Place contents of cereal box into bowl.
This step is very important, as the bowl is your vessel to nutrition.
Step 6.
Add life-giving milk to bowl filled with cereal.
Step 7.
Eat cereal.
And now you know one of mans greatest forms of energy gathering, allowing him to punch holes in walls, explode cars with mere glances, and drop the panties of unsuspecting young lasses.
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| | Posted 6/27/2009 7:48 PM - 18 Views - 8 eProps - 6 comments
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